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Post by joshua andrew dalton on Jun 26, 2010 5:14:05 GMT
pick me up now, [/font] I NEED YOU SO BAD[/font] - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -[/font][/Right][/size] pda was a pretty easy thing to guess, and frankly he was kind of surprised that arthur didn't know what it meant. josh was down with all the abbreviations, because he almost constantly had at least two girls close to him who usually ended up talking about random things, and using all this slang, and he'd kind of picked up on the meaning of most of it. he was successfully fluent in text speak, and he was proud. he actually didn't know why it was called text speak however, but he was sure it had something to do with it being used when muggles texted. he was only happy to be fluent in it because it meant that he could actually understand what the girls were saying. he'd sometimes pretend that he didn't know though, and see what they said when they thought he wouldn't know. that was amusing. like that thing that language teachers did, but it was as if he knew the language, but pretended like he didn't, and then sat there listening to the teachers bitch about kids. yeah, he was sure that his tutor bitched about him. whatever. he didn't care. he did have a bad reputation after all, although beth did too. arthur, not so much. "yeah, like cliff flying!"
[/color] he said with a laugh, talking about that new sport. "why would that make me feel better? it's kind of perverted"[/color] he said with a sigh, even though he wouldn't mind it if he did call the guy josh, but then arthur would be reading about jaslene and joshua's sexual relations, and that would be weird. "and you do realise that if you did name them jaslene and josh, you'd be reading about your cousin and his fiancée having sex?"[/color] he explained with a raised eyebrow. what an odd notion! he laughed again. "oh, yeah, not marrying her. but she still could if we don't manage to get out of it. which we will. but just in case. not that i'm doubting my magical fantastical abilities or anything"[/color] he babbled slightly, shrugging his shoulders and shoving his hands in his jeans pockets. one word entered joshua andrew dalton's mind when arthur called on him to admit his feelings. lie he told himself. of course he was going to lie. he'd lie convincingly, tell arthur what he wanted to hear, and then arthur would stop being such an idiot and mentioning jaslene in all sorts of sexual positions, and he'd be free to relax again. okay, it would be easy, he knew he could do it easily. here it went. joshua scanned the area, checking that there was no one to overhear, then sighed and brought his voice down into low tones, so that should someone happen to be there, then they wouldn't be able to hear. "i like her. okay? i like her a lot. i like her hair, and how it frames her beautiful face and eyes perfectly. and i like her laugh, and i like being the one who made her laugh. i love her eyes, they're beautiful and i could probably stare at them for hours. and i love her voice. her sweet voice that she uses. it's perfect. she's perfect. but she hates me"[/color] he lied with another sigh, hanging his head, as if in shame of not keeping the girl he like’s attention. wow, this lying was almost too easy. yes he had good practice of lying, but he didn't think that it would come out so...believable. Because this definitely was lying, right? Of course. It wasn’t like he really liked Jaslene, that would be odd… kudos to josh! [/font][/size][/justify][/blockquote] - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - [/font][/Right][/size] TAGGED arthur dalton LYRICS down by Blink 182 CLOTHES clickeh COUNT 609 NOTES done :) CREDIT EMMA !?[/font]
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Post by arthur clifford dalton on Jun 26, 2010 9:56:15 GMT
They were asking if you were around How you was, where you can be found [/color][/size][/font] Told them you were living downtownDriving all the old men crazy[/color][/size][/font][/center] Arthur shook his head slightly, he knew he'd regret saying that. "Fine, like cliff flying, even if it is stupid" Arthur stated rolling his eyes, he'd never try it.. he got scared just standing by the edge of a cliff let alone jumping off one and plummeting to the ground. "well its like you then" Arthur joked when Josh called it perverted, although it was but he was only teasing Josh untill he admitted his love for Jaslene, or at least that he liked her.
"who says there actually you, I'm sure there are other Josh's and Jaslene's out there.." Arthur stated with a smirk, sure he'd never even heard the name Jaslene before but Josh was common ish. "Even if you did get married, you'd just get a divorce anyway.. so i would be fine" Arthur pointed out. "Unless you both actually like each other!" he added with a smirk, Josh was close to cracking he could tell.
And then it happend. "About time" Arthur said rolling his eyes "Well.. if your as arrogant and stupid as you are around me when your around her then obviously shes not going to like you, your giving her no signals so even if she did like you she wouldnt show her feelings because she's doing the same thing your doing and thinking the other person doesn't like them, if you ask me your both fools" Arthur said rolling his eyes, if he liked someone, even if they hated him, he'd still express his feelings because expressing them is better then bottling them up because even if the other person doesn't like you, you can get over it quicker if you expressed them. The boys are back in town. [/font][/size][/center] Wearing: Outfit Comment: moop. Lyrics: The boys are back in town - Thin Lizzy Credit: Me
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Post by joshua andrew dalton on Jun 26, 2010 19:03:53 GMT
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josh grinned when he admitted that cliff diving was worth a go once, because after all, he had said anything, and that included josh's new dangerous sport. it would be fantastic, chris would so go for it. chris had fast become like a brother to joshua, and he was always there to help chris out if trevor stuck his oar into chris' business. he was happy to annoy trevor too, because he just didn't like him, pretty much. trevor was the type of guy that thought he was all that, and although you could argue that josh did too, he knew that there was things that he wasn't good at, and he'd admit that. although admitting that was one of the things that he wasn't good at. "yes! i knew i'd get you to admit it. you should try it."
[/color] he said with another laugh, knowing that arthur wouldn't let josh drag him anywhere near a cliff now because of this. it had been his idea though technically, josh had just adapted and improved it. "i'll give you that. but i'm not as bad as everyone seems to think you know"[/color] he said, before laughing again. a lot of people did think that he was a big pervert. it wasn't his fault. he was a teenage boy after all. "fine. but all the same, i'm sure that when you hear those names, you'll be reminded of us and then you will be a creep"[/color] josh said with a sigh. why did he have to be difficult? he was just annoying him to try and admit his feelings for jaslene. wait, no, what? he didn't have feelings for jaslene. so arthur was just annoying him in the hope that he could get josh to admit his feelings for jaslene, even though they were non-existant. he'd be annoying josh for a while, because he didn't have any feelings for her at all to admit. "you think that mum and dad would pay for a huge wedding, with cake and dresses and crap, then let me divorce her? what the hell is wrong with your mind?"[/color] he asked, knowing that if he said 'i do', that divorce was a big 'i don't'. his parents would castrate him. no, they wanted him to have kids. they'd torture him blindly until he was nearly dead, revive him, and do it all again. and it would hurt beyond words. he wouldn't go through the marriage and raising their hopes of a grandchild, just to divorce her and then drag those hopes into the forest and kill them, because he'd be practically dead. unbelievable. he believed joshua! arthur should have known better than to believe him. joshua was just as good a liar as anyone else. okay, maybe not beth, she was pretty fantastic, but that was besides the point, he was good enough to be convincing. "i didn't want to admit it, okay? because i thought it would make me weak"[/color] he lied easily with another sigh, glancing around again as if to check that he couldn't be overheard. he stopped himself from laughing. this was too damned good. but why was it too easy to lie about this? never mind, the point was that he was convincing and that was all he cared about. for now. "right, so basically you want me to show her how i feel?"[/color] he asked, missing half of that, it just went right over his head. it probably wouldn't be a good idea to show her how he felt, because he couldn't exactly give her air in a box and expect her to appreciate the gesture. he was taking her out to dinner, wouldn't that be enough? "i asked her out to dinner. to apologise for some things i said to her. she said yes"[/color] he told arthur with a shrug, as if it would help shut him up. [/font][/size][/justify][/blockquote] - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - [/font][/Right][/size] TAGGED arthur dalton LYRICS down by Blink 182 CLOTHES clickeh COUNT 649 NOTES done :) CREDIT EMMA !?[/font]
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Post by arthur clifford dalton on Jun 27, 2010 11:34:13 GMT
They were asking if you were around How you was, where you can be found [/color][/size][/font] Told them you were living downtownDriving all the old men crazy[/color][/size][/font][/center] "Fine, I'll do it after somebody though.. i wanna work out the calculations it takes to work out how far you can fall before calling your broom without hitting the ground" Arthur said, he was fairly sure he could work that out, it wasn't that hard.. well for him anyway. "I know, your not that much of a perv.. your just 'curious'" he joked with a laugh, Josh wasn't that bad realy, he was a typical teenage boy although most guys kept it in there head josh seemed to lack that ability.
"Fine then, i'll name one Bob and the other Lisa" Arthur said rolling his eyes with a laugh, he was only teasing Josh.. it was fun. "You say that like they have to know your divorced" Arthur said rolling his eyes, they could easily act like he was married to Jas for at least a year.
Arthur paused a moment trying to think why it as Josh had suddenly revealed to him that he liked Jas, it was such a simple thing that nobody probably would have got it unless they had known Josh. "Your not lying you know" Arthur stated. "Did you seriously.. because if you havent I'll find out" Arthur asked, if he had asked Jaslene out to dinner then he was at least on the right track. The boys are back in town. [/font][/size][/center] Wearing: Outfit Comment: moop. Lyrics: The boys are back in town - Thin Lizzy Credit: Me
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Post by joshua andrew dalton on Jun 27, 2010 12:49:39 GMT
pick me up now, [/font] I NEED YOU SO BAD[/font] - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -[/font][/Right][/size] "fine, but your doing it. it'll be awesome!"
[/color] josh said with a grin, glad that he'd talked arthur into it. it was only fair after all, as it was technically his idea, that josh just adapted and improved. "yeah, curious. slightly obsessed and curious"[/color] he joked, laughing some more. hey, he had a reputation to keep up you know. he didn't even know if arthur knew that he was a virgin or not. it wasn't the sort of thing he went around spouting, but there had to be a chance that he knew, surely. otherwise, well, he didn't pay attention much. "yeah, better. less perverted"[/color] he said with a laugh, although a part of him didn't mind the idea of it being him and jaslene, it was just that he didn't want arthur reading that. was he thinking that he'd read that himself? that was disgusting. no, he wouldn't. "well they'll know, arthur, you know what they're like, i swear they've probably bugged mine and beth's room. they always seem to know when she's up to something at least, and then they come to me to find it out. maybe they have a sneakascope."[/color] he said with a shrug, as they always seemed to know when she had plans, but never what they were, that was why they came to interrogate him about them. what was arthur suggesting? that he wasn't lying and that he did like jaslene? of course this idea was ludicris, he didn't like her any more than any other classmate that he had. did he? no! of course he didn't! "uh yeah, i know i'm not, i'm admitting my feelings to you at long last"[/color] josh continued the feelings lie that he'd started. if he'd said that he was lying, which he was, then arthur would keep going with the images, so he had to keep up the lie. this was confusing. "yeah, i'm taking her to madam puddifoots."[/color] josh answered with a shrug. he couldn't think of anywhere else they could go.[/size][/font][/justify][/blockquote] - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - [/font][/Right][/size] TAGGED arthur dalton LYRICS down by Blink 182 CLOTHES clickeh COUNT 300 and something. it's short ): NOTES done :) CREDIT EMMA !?[/font]
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Post by arthur clifford dalton on Jun 27, 2010 14:16:01 GMT
They were asking if you were around How you was, where you can be found [/color][/size][/font] Told them you were living downtownDriving all the old men crazy[/color][/size][/font][/center] "Well i did come up with it" Arthur stated rolling his eyes, he could hardly come up with an extreme sport and let other people do it without doing it himself. "Yeah, cant argue with that" Arthur said with a nod as Josh called himself curious and obsessed. Arthur didnt think Josh was that obsessed, he was deffinetly less obsessed as people made him out to be but he was still obsessed a little bit.
"Fine then" Arthur said with a nod, he didnt even plan on reading the book, he couldnt be bothered he'd stick with the type of books he likes he doesn't need sex described fully to him, his imagination could do that anyway and he didnt like thinking about that kind of stuff because he knew it would be a while before he was doing it. "Then your screwed if your scared of your mommy and daddy" Arthur said rolling his eyes, if his parents tried doing this to Arthur he would have already packed his bags and left. Arthur wasn't going to take this kind of stuff from his parents, maybe in that way he was stronger then Josh.
"Fine then because if you think your lying your only lying to yourself" Arthur stated then his mouth opened when he found out about the place "Well there you go, you must like her if out of all the places you decided to go there" he said. It was the one place that was known for dates and kissing and just generally being lovey dovey. Nobody went there as friends or as family, it was a couples only kind of place. The boys are back in town. [/font][/size][/center] Wearing: Outfit Comment: moop. Lyrics: The boys are back in town - Thin Lizzy Credit: Me
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Post by joshua andrew dalton on Jun 27, 2010 18:39:10 GMT
pick me up now, [/font] I NEED YOU SO BAD[/font] - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -[/font][/Right][/size] josh nodded. he had. josh had only improved it, by throwing in the whole,' how long can you go without summoning your broom' thing which added the risk and stuff. it would be awesome, and he'd also come up with the safety feature too, just in case. he bet arthur would want that. he would the first few times, when he got more confident maybe he'd do it without the spell. it would be a fantastic rush though! "yeah you did. i just refined the idea"
[/color] josh replied with a laugh. he just raised his eyebrows and smirked when arthur said he couldn't argue with that. "i'd be worried if you could"[/color] he said with a laugh, as he had worked hard to bring up his reputation. josh was willing to bet that arthur wouldn't even read the damned book anyway, as he'd probably prefer to stick to mens mags that he had most certainly not stolen from josh. and if his parents asked, that was the story and he was going to stick to it. not that he cared about his parents finding it, he just didn't want beth knowing because she would be scarred for life. it was odd, thinking of your family doing sexual things, so he was sparing her. "i'm not scared of them. i'm scared of losing my family by displeasing them"[/color] he said honestly and quietly. he didn't want to lose beth, arthur, clarke, evie, or any of the dalton family, they were all to amazing. not that he'd tell anyone that. he stalled for a minute not saying anything, thinking about what arthur said. was he lying to himself? was he making himself think that he didn't care about her really? he was protective over her, and he did like her eyes. she could make him laugh, and - nahh. he wasn't lying to himself. arthur was just wrong. "well i'm not lying"[/color] he said honestly, believing that he wasn't lying to himself, so it came out sounding true. "what? it's only somewhere to go and eat. how is that significant?"[/color] he asked, wondering if he should pick a different place. why? he didn't like her so why change place when he knew his feelings so definitively? [/font][/size][/justify][/blockquote] - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - [/font][/Right][/size] TAGGED arthur dalton LYRICS down by Blink 182 CLOTHES clickeh COUNT 374 NOTES done :) CREDIT EMMA !?[/font]
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Post by arthur clifford dalton on Jun 27, 2010 19:12:33 GMT
They were asking if you were around How you was, where you can be found [/color][/size][/font] Told them you were living downtownDriving all the old men crazy[/color][/size][/font][/center] "We are co-creators of the idea" Arthur stated with a nod, to be honest it didnt sound that bad, Arthur wasn't exactly scared of heights, he was scared of death though but if there was no way of dying then obviously it sounded fine. "Yeah.. i'd be worried as well" Arthur stated with a laugh, Josh's reputation had to be kept and Arthur wouldnt ruin it, he was sure Josh loved his reputation.
"You wouldnt, they kick you out, i'll walk out after you, im sure Beth would follow and with that soon every Dalton will have left" Arthur said with a nod, obviously he'd have some argument with the adults to try and bring josh back but if that didnt work he'd leave, he had some money put away anyway so he could cope, he could get a job anyway. "Don't worry, you'll never loose your family" Arthur said patting Josh on the back which was basically a guys way of saying 'its ok, im here for you no matter what happens' without the mushiness.
"Good, because bad stuff always happen to those who lie" Arthur stated simply as a kind of guilt trip in case Josh honestly thought he was lying. "Its well known for dates and kissing and romance.. i mean as soon as you asked her to go there with you she probably presumed you were asking her out on a date.. hey, your dating Jaslene!" Arthur said with a smile which then turned into a laugh, he wasn't sure why it was funny, maybe because Josh seemed so against liking Jaslene at the beginning of the conversation. The boys are back in town. [/font][/size][/center] Wearing: Outfit Comment: moop. Lyrics: The boys are back in town - Thin Lizzy Credit: Me
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Post by joshua andrew dalton on Jun 28, 2010 10:49:20 GMT
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"yes we are! we should copy write it somehow."
[/color] josh joked with a laugh. he didn't know if it was possible to copy write a sport, but if they could, then they could earn a load of money off anyone who tried to use their idea! that would be amazing! beats the day job, just jump off a cliff instead! josh didn't comment on the worried answer, because there really wasn't much he could say back to that. arthur knew how important it was that his reputation stayed that way, and so arthur wouldn't say anything, even if he did know josh when he was a little innocent kid, who went about stealing arthur's teddy and hiding it away. it was beth's idea anyway, and like most things he went along with it, because he just liked the ride. he was a pretty calm guy in that way, and he usually went with winging it if he had to. like with exams, he had too much on his mind to study anyway, so he'd winged it, and hoped it turned out well. it wasn't as if there was much he didn't know anyway. joshua was actually quite touched that arthur and supposedly the rest of the daltons would follow josh out the door. what josh wouldn't, and coldn't say, was that beth would be out the door long before anyone could kick him out. in fact, beth wasn't going back in the door. the fact of the matter was that beth wasn't getting married, and she was a lot more determined than joshua, and she was ready to walk out of that life and carve one of her own, and josh couldn't help but admire her for that. she had more strength than he did in that matter, as his ties to the family were too strong for him to just walk out. he'd never known a life outside of the dalton estate, and that was the truth, and the truth was that the outside world, and the idea of living in it kind of scared him. in fact, it scared him a lot and that was why he didn't want to be walking out of the door until he had to. and then when he had to, if this marriage went ahead, chances were that maybe his parents would award him a nice big house, for being such an obedient son and marrying jaslene. they better, or he'd back out of the marriage now. if they thought he'd still live in the estate after marriage, then they were off their rocker. he wanted his own home. the pat on the back was comforting, and josh smiled over at arthur, as a thanks, so he didn't have to say it. no they didn't. did they? did it really? he wasn't lying anyway, really, just covering up the truth and stuff. yeah. that was it. he'd lied in the past anyway, and nothing had happened to him. why did he pick that restaurant? because he couldn't think of any other place, that was why. his interest spiked slightly when arthur mentioned kissing, and he had a quick mental image of jaslene and joshua, in this little restaurant with their arms wrapped around each other, kissing like there was no tomorrow. he dismissed that mental picture straight away, but he sub-consciously licked his lips, imagining how she tasted. probably like sweets or toothpaste. which was both nice. stop. no, he wasn't going to kiss her because he didn't like her, of course. "am not"[/color] joshua retorted, crossing his arms and pouting slightly, which reminded him of his eleven year old self. ahh, the good old days. "i mean, she knows what it was. it was an apology. she knows that it's nothing more than that. she's smart. she knows that"[/color] he assured himself, more than arthur. he did find the idea of dating her appealing, that was kind of creepy. no, of course he didn't, it was just the idea of dating, because dating led to sex. did that mean that if he kept dating jaslene that...no. of course not. their marriage would lead to sex. not that he wanted to have sex with her. although she was pretty. and apparently flexible. oh that was hot. stop. not again. he stopped his thoughts, just in case anything came up that shouldn't.[/size][/blockquote][/font][/justify] - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - [/font][/Right][/size] TAGGED arthur dalton LYRICS down by Blink 182 CLOTHES clickeh COUNT 729 NOTES done :) now THAT is a josh post (: CREDIT EMMA !?[/font]
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Post by arthur clifford dalton on Jun 28, 2010 11:31:23 GMT
They were asking if you were around How you was, where you can be found [/color][/size][/font] Told them you were living downtownDriving all the old men crazy[/color][/size][/font][/center] "I havent even got the first idea how to do that and its probably been done before" Arthur stated with a shrug, he didnt know how to copyright a sport, he didnt even know if he wanted the responsibility to be the co-maker of a sport, it meant having to create tournaments and making the sport better.. maybe by adding obstacles to avoid whilst you fall. Anyway it cost a lot of money and Arthur didnt want the responsibility, if Josh did he could have it all.
"well you could do worst, you should feel sorry for her, she could have ended up with some prince charming and now she's having to cope with you" Arthur said shaking his head slightly, he was only messing with Josh, Arthur had heard what he needed to hear, he knew one hundred percent that Josh liked Jas but whether Jas liked Josh he wouldnt know unless Josh grew a pair and took some sort of action. The boys are back in town. [/font][/size][/center] Wearing: Outfit Comment: rly bad Arthur Post :/ Lyrics: The boys are back in town - Thin Lizzy Credit: Me
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Post by joshua andrew dalton on Jun 28, 2010 12:26:19 GMT
pick me up now, [/font] I NEED YOU SO BAD[/font] - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -[/font][/Right][/size] he didn't think that it actually was possible to copyright a sport, but it was worth a try. he'd ask around or something. whatever, he'd sort it out. he'd have to try and come up with like a proper plan or something though, something written or whatever so that the proof is there, that they planned it first. he wondered if cliff diving with brooms had been done before by other witches and wizards. he'd have to ask about that too, without giving too much away about the new sport. they could have some sort of tournament, like see who could last the longest without summoning their broom and whoever does, wins. but that would encourage danger, although if they used a cushioning charm it would be fine, no one would get hurt. "i'll ask around or check in the library or something."
[/color] josh said with a nod, knowing the library would be a last resort because it was always so stuffy in there. "to be fair, arthur, i doubt that she wants a prince, charming or otherwise. she'd rather just not marry until she was ready."[/color] josh explained, somehow sure that this was what jaslene was thinking. why did he think he knew her thoughts? that was creepy, he didn't know her, let alone the inner workings of her highly intelligent brain. it would be cool though, to know what a woman wanted by getting inside their head, but he was sure he'd end up hearing something he didn't want to hear, and then he'd regret it and have to make use of the obliviate spell. "oh crap, i've gotta go mate, i said i'd verse a slytherin at wizard chess, i've got to be there in fifteen minutes or he'll take it that i forefit. you know i hate losing"[/color] josh explained, clapping arthur on the back and walking quickly away. as he walked away, he threw back a quick "thanks for the talk, arthur"[/color] comment, and headed back to the common room where he would definitely be winning that game.[/size][/blockquote][/font][/justify] - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - [/font][/Right][/size] TAGGED arthur dalton LYRICS down by Blink 182 CLOTHES clickeh COUNT 343 NOTES done :) CREDIT EMMA !?[/font]
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