to TREVOR SCHUMACHER, from ANNIE CARTER

[annie louise carter]

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you said you didn't get letters so here's one for you. so now you can like, say you got one and whatever. i would have sent a howler but i couldn't be bothered. letters are easier, besides, the shouting would heat you. so yeah. as intense and vicious and beastly as they are, howlers are a no go for today. maybe sometime soon. when your not expecting it. anyway, yeah, i hope this letter made you smile made your day had no effect whatsoever. but your smile is....nice. sometimes. and i hope your shoes are okay. oh, and there's a cherry lollipop in the envelope. don't drop it (:

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from annie

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[trevor anthony schumacher]

dear anniez

mail! i haven't gotten mail in forever! i guess i should thank you for that.. so.. thank you. for the mailz. i'm gonna go tell everyone that i got me a letter. they're all gonna be jealous. they'll wish they were me. not like they don't already wish that or something. i do look forward to a howler in the future, though, because i can easily get heated by your voice shouting at me. vicious indeed. too bad you weren't writing this in pencil, so you could erase stuff instead of cross it out, loser. then again, quill and ink on parchment is beastly. at least you think my smile is nice, because i think your smile can be nice, too.. sometimes.. when it wants to be. i'm already sucking on that cherry lollipop now ;) it's tastylicious. so thanks for that, too. the taste heats me. we should get together sometime soon and ride unicorns through the park.. whatever park.. happens to be close by.. yeah, does that sound like a plan? it's an adventure.

your home dog,
trevorz

[annie louise carter]

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haha well i'm glad that your glad that you got mail. your welcome. it's not like i have anyone to write to at the moment because i won't be putting my owl through a torturous flight to italy. it would die. that would be bad because i love petey. yeah, i know. odd name, whatever. anyway, what was i saying? oh yeah, and my other option of mail is somewhere in germany or something. i don't know, could be antarctica for all i know. durmstrang anyway, and it would be too far again. i swear that their mother did that to annoy me. or stop all contact. anyway, yeah, you probably have no idea what i'm on about and now i can't erase it so i have friends there anyway, and i think their mother doesn't like me. i don't know why. yes, howler. shouting and yelling and that heats you? of course it heats you, everything heats you. and nah, pencil is boring, quills and ink kick ass when writing letters. and thank you, for the smile comment. sometimes, that's nice. kind of. glad the lollipop didn't fall out, it would be a shame. it's a nice one. your welcome. yeah i just used that toothpaste and it kicks ass. not that i wouldn't know that already...yeah.. and right, is that some sort of metaphore for...you know...we should get together soon though, that would be great. i mean, good. maybe. yeah.

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from annie

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[trevor anthony schumacher]

dear anniez

yes, more mail! and i'm proud that you added a z to the end of my name there. it deserves it ;). wait, so are you saying that when i go back home, you won't send me an owl because your sucky owl wouldn't be able to handle the flight across the atlantic or something? sheesh, some friend you are. or maybe it's just the owl's fault for being a lazy ass. it's a shame that your parents decided to pwn you like that. but you always have me to keep you company, as annoying as i might be. yeah, i was a little confused at first. but it makes sense. i bet a lot of mothers don't like you. not many people like you. haha, just kidding :) but that is kind of weird. back home, my muggle friends' mom's think i'm hot. they're cougars. i'm getting more and more excited for one of those howlers, can't wait! it's going to be a heating fest. yeah, pencil's are boring. except mechanical pencils, those are kinda cool. and.. you're welcome.. i guess, haha. yeah, it was nice. it tasted nice all over, up and down, all around. well it actually wasn't a metaphor, but if you want it to be one, then it can be ;) and, yeah, we should. maybe. i mean, we don't have to, just a suggestion. we can get our hair and nails did or something.

yours truly,
trevorz

[annie louise carter]

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yeah! i'm glad that you enjoy your mail. fine, maybe the z makes it a little cooler, and it was only because you need all the cool that you can get haha xD no, i'll just hire birds from the village to travel difficult and long distances so that i can get mail to you, and keep you sane. besides, how the hell else am i meant to annoy you whilst your gone. you're coming back right? i mean, because i need someone to vent my anger on, and you take it well, kind of. at least you have proved to be effective, which is good. and don't call petey lazy. he's just, well, he doesn't deal well with long distance. they say that animals are like their owners right? I couldn't fly for days either. and yes, howler, maybe my next letter will be one because i'm just that cool. i am offended! loads of people don't like me! i think she thinks that i'm a bad influence on her boys. she's probably the one who started the rumours about my supposed job. i knew there was something up with her! and hey, your company isn't that bad. i could be spending time with chris. that would be worse. and nice. i bet that heats you. well, mecha pencils rock my socks. seriously. i love the little clicky part. and yeah it was a nice lolipop. i kind of had one too because they're just too good. and i bet it secretly was a metaphore. maybe i do want it to be one. kind of. because that would heat me. it does heat me. i do my own nails, there's only like myself who can do it perfect. and like hell anyone is touching my hair but me. and maybe you. because that would be...yeah...

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from annie x

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[trevor anthony schumacher]

dear anniez

aha, told you the z makes it cooler! you shouldn't doubt me. well, that's good.. because i would go insane if i didn't get mail from you. i couldn't survive without your mail... smell that? that's sarcasm, that's what that is. i haven't decided if i'm coming back or not. i mean, i'm sure there are other people you can find to vent your anger on, it's not too hard. and i can find someone else to annoy. woo. haha, petey? well, at least that's better than my ferret's name, poop flake. that must be a stubborn, sarcastic, impossibly hard to deal with, and yummy smelling owl with a nice tasting beak if it's like you, then. i shall.. patiently.. await that sexy howler. loads of people don't like you? oh, i wonder why. more sarcasm there. boys? psh, they're probably right.. i can imagine those kids are.. probably twelve then.. and yeah moms know what's best. ew, chris. yeah, i'm much better than chris. i feel sorry for whoever has to suffer his company. hey, i'm a heatable person, i could even heat myself if i tried. and the clicky thing on those pencils are the best! i love to annoy the heck out of people with that. ooo, you had one of those lollipops, too? that's kind of hot. i like to see you suck on things.. and lick things.. and yeah. if it being a metaphor heats you, then we'll have that be a metaphor! well then you're going to have to do my nails. and i should be honored to be one of the only people allowed to touch your hair. you should dye my hair red, like yours. or maybe blue, or hot pink. something loud.

may the force be with you,
trevorz

[annie louise carter]

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i can't help doubting you when you so clearly think your hair looks amazing (: haha yeah, sure thats sarcasm, give me my supplies back now! sarcasm is totally my thing, but you can borrow it for awhile too. we can share. yeah, of course there are other people, i just don't want to put poor jayson through that agony of angry annie. you'll never annoy anyone like you annoy me (: yeah, Petey, it's my owl's name. you called your ferret poop flake? that poor ferret! that's mean. i don't know if it smells nice because i don't sniff my owl often at all, but it is pretty stubborn sometimes, especially after i ship it off on long journeys. it does look at me kind of sarcastically if that's possible, especially when i try and tie heavy packages to it's leg. bless him. and i don't know how it's beak tastes either, i don't violate it like that. oh by the way, i hope this freaking fantastic howler is heating you because it took me ages to get this to you. nahh they're my age by the way, and go to durmstrang instead of Hogwarts so i can't corrupt their innocence no doubt. HA! like that would ever happen, it's likely to be the other way around knowing them. yeah you are better than chris. better looking, have a nicer voice, and better eyes, and a better taste. not to mention the obvious of better kisser. but yeah, i'm obviously going to say all of this cause i hate him and stuff. wow. tell me about it. if we could i would have taken one of them into my exam and when i was done i'd sit there clicking it all the time until the exam was over. it would be epic and annoy everyone. win. i bet you would, but i don't suck much else other than lollipops sorry. it's not my thing. it's never appealed to me. yes, the metaphore heats me. yes, i'll do your nails with a french style manicure, and you can touch my hair all you want. because...yeah. and nahh, blonde suits you too well (;

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from annie x

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[ooc: imagine this as a lovely shouting howler, because that's the only way i can do it haha so use your imagination (: it's practically just annie shouting all that up there anyway lol so it'll heat him XD]

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[trevor anthony schumacher]

dear anniez

oh my freaking gosh! that was, like, the most amazing thing i've ever sat through. i loved that. thank you. your shouting heated me beyond.. anything.. ever? that was hot. it really was. moving.. on.. don't hate on my hair :O with that, i will continue to use your sarcasm just because i can. and hopefully it bugs you, because that's what i'm here for. i won't just borrow it, i'll steal it! muwahaha! we can share eachother's clothes, too, just to let you know ;) and beds. and bodies. and.. um.. kay. jayson deserves an angry annie, as long as it doesn't heat him like it does me. and i'm glad i annoy you so much :) poop flake loves his name, thank you very much! and i'll taste it's beak for you if you want me too, i'm the best at being able to tell if it tastes like you. then it really is like you. woohoo. ewwww durmstrang. get it away. you shouldn't hang out with that sort of filth. just sayin'. i like all the reasons i'm better than chris, especially when you list them off.. though they are things i've already known. but still. i like hearing them from you. it heats me. you hate me too ;) and don't forget that. that's something i would do, because i love annoying people. one of my specialties, as you know. one day it will appeal to you. i mean, it's me, after all, so every part of me should appeal to you. mm yes, do my nails, that would be cool. and i'd touch your hair all over, just because i can. lick it and stuff. see how it tastes. :D fine, i'll keep it blond then, but only for you. i guess..

trevorz heatedbyannie schumacher

[annie louise carter]

trevorz

haha i thought it would heat you, maybe i'll send you another soon, but i wont tell you when again, so it'll be a complete surprise, and then it will heat you more. Yeah, I know it would. And yeah, I dont even need to think about what you did after reading that last letter. I say reading. Listening or fawning over would do though, right? And no, you cant steal my sarcasm, I'll go all ninja and steal it back in the night. And maybe it would heat Jayson, I don't know, i don't go around asking what heats him, but if you're that interested, i'll go yell and find out. And sharing clothes? Well I want that hot mess shirt that you were wearing, that was epic, that was a hot shirt, but I dont think any of my clothes would fit you. Maybe we'll just swap accesories instead? and poop flake has a terrible name, petey is much better. That poor bird having to put up with you and be called poop flake. I feel sorry for it. and no, i'd rather you didn't violate petey, I'm sure that 1) he wouldn't like it, and 2) it won't taste like me. Durmstrang is evil, yes, but their mother is too evil to send them to the awesomeness that is Hogwarts so that they can be near me. sucks really but whatever. And they're too cool for durmstrang. Just sayin'. And I'll never forget that I heat you, there's like a constant reminder whenever I'm around you, I'm just too polite to mention it. (; haha. yes, I know all too well it's your specialities. And I doubt it, and although I will admit that many parts of you do appeal to me, that part included, it does not appeal to my mouth. Yeah, you can do that, all night long, up and down, all around. and yes. keep it blonde. it suits you. it heats me.

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